Posts by MC RubberMallet

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Do you know of any U.S. JWs who have voted without getting DA'd?

by Open mind in

i recently registered to vote in california and will be going to the polls on election day to experience what many americans do as soon as they turn 18. i could mail in my ballot, but i want to check the whole scene in-person.. .

i posted this info on another forum recently and have been told that i'm as good as da'd if i'm discovered.

i'd like to pose this question here since jwn gets much more traffic.

MC RubberMallet

Rumore I heard from a brother from Maryland: There were 2 sisters in Maryland who got df'ed for voting for Obama. He claimed they were in his hall, but different cong.

It is officially 3rd hand information, so don't base any decisions on it.

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who was the craziest person in your congregation?

by grumblecakes in

jw
friends

pls share, i love these stories!.

MC RubberMallet

And just imagine the 100's of phone calls every day to Bethel from elders, complaining about the behavior of similar anointed ones in their cong who demand they had been given a divine message from YHWH, etc. It's not hard to imagine WHY the GB threw the anointed ones under the bus!

Lol. the GB knows what they had to do....

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who was the craziest person in your congregation?

by grumblecakes in

jw
friends

pls share, i love these stories!.

MC RubberMallet

Hey Rubber - The story about the bro who was a former boxer who took one too many blows to the head, ineresting that a pioneer sister would be attracted to him, was she one sandwich short of a picnic herself?

She is actually an intelligent sister. Uber Uber dub though. I think she liked his 'bad boy' status, and he was baptized. So he qualified. Lol.

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Thanks to my succesful business, I am featured in a magazine!

by MC RubberMallet in

my o2 empire has finally taken off!

they rightfully featured me in forbes!.

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MC RubberMallet

*back to spoof*

cedars - we dared him $500 million to stand on that ladder, because "we" wipe our butts with companies' million dollar investments. It was hilarious at the time. When we saw the cover of the mag, we realized he undignified the whole thing.

When I say "we", I mean collectively. Individually I couldn't even afford to laugh at the dare.

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Thanks to my succesful business, I am featured in a magazine!

by MC RubberMallet in

my o2 empire has finally taken off!

they rightfully featured me in forbes!.

.

MC RubberMallet

That really isn't me. The guy I overlapped is Marc Benioff. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marc_Benioff

I 'm broke as hell. I am positive each individual pair of glasses in that room is more than my salary.

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who was the craziest person in your congregation?

by grumblecakes in

jw
friends

pls share, i love these stories!.

MC RubberMallet

The last straw for me where this sister was concerned was when she showed up at the Circuit Assembly Hall where they were selling off the old tables, chairs, and dishes (food service had just been stopped). She loaded her car, then told the brother in charge of collecting the payments to send the bill to her Father in the heavens, and drove away.

I am crying right now!!!

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who was the craziest person in your congregation?

by grumblecakes in

jw
friends

pls share, i love these stories!.

MC RubberMallet

We had four schizo sisters in my hall. There was one in particular who was battiest of all. This sister wouldn't come to the KH all the time but she was in my book study group. She would move about once per month. My mom was helping her move once. She didn't have many belongings but she needed my mom's van to move some things. So while my mom was packing stuff up she asked "where are you moving to?" The sister says "I can't tell you in here, they have microphones in my outlets. I'll tell you outside."

Another sister would constantly throw out all of her clothes and all of her literature saying they were infested her demons. She once handed someone a jar of her spit at the hall and said "If I disappear one day, give this to the cops. They'll know what to do." Another time she told us she was worried about drinking coffee with caffeine because caffeine is a drug. So she opted to, as she put it, drink a lot of alcohol to get the caffeine out of her system. Another time we asked her how her family was doing and she said, "Not too good. My brothers are plotting to kill me and steal my inheritance." What can you say to that?

I could be here all day telling stories of crazy brothers and sisters but I think this is enough for now.

Hilarious!!! ROFL

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who was the craziest person in your congregation?

by grumblecakes in

jw
friends

pls share, i love these stories!.

MC RubberMallet

come on mc, share onestory about her.

One time during a WT, she kept raising her hand, but the brother wouldn't call on her. It was obvious why, yet sad to watch. She sat in the front. Her daughter raised her hand. The daughter got called on.

As the daughter was wrapping up her comment, mom snatched the mic and started her comment. WT conductor motioned sound bro to turn the mic off. He then said "There is an arrangement we need to follow. If you do not get called on, DO NOT ANSWER! Let's move on to paragraph..."

Wow!

The sister then went to bathroom. She came out and stayed toward the back. Some paragraphs later, when the question was asked, as the brother is about to move with the mic, she took it from him and said "WHAT I WANTED TO SAY ON PARAGRAPH 2 WAS......". And the conductor was so shocked, I guess, he let her finish. Lol. He did talk to her after the meeting.

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